Terrorist Buddist Monks

"Monks are developing nuclear weapons. They have mobile germ factories. We will help China by providing CIA intelligence reports."
- Official White House Source



"You see, they fuck with our heads and then we just have to kick the crap out of them! Oh they think they soooo smart!"
- Official Chinese Source

"We can all be happy if we make an effort to discuss this and see each others point of view."
- Dali Lama's Spokesperson